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Verdra's Corner
Revolutionary Independent Magnetic Suspension Announced
Bicycle manufacturer Klein has announced the development of an Independent
Magnetic Suspension (I.M.S.) for its new line of cross country bikes. The
revolutionary frame comes in two pieces, and features innovative Independent
Magnetic Suspension technology developed in Germany. Apparently the frame is
magnetic, and the power of magnetic attraction and repulsion ensures that the
front and rear of the bicycle remain upright, yet allowing sufficient flex to
soak up bumps. The photograph below shows a prototype of the frame being used in
race conditions for the first time. Production is expected to begin in 2005. You
need to look very closely to appreciate the mystery and marvel of this
technology.

A Klein team
rider using the I.M.S. under race conditions
Cannondale Set to Release Winter Bike
Here's a sneak preview of Cannondale's newest entry into the Cross Country (XC)
bike market: the 2005 SnoGo 1000, scheduled for public release in mid-December
2004. The SnoGo is geared towards riders who do not want their riding to be
restricted by winter conditions and snow. It features a light-weight two-stroke
20HP engine with a snow-mobile style track on the back, and a twin-ski on the
front, while retaining the classic bicycle feel and control with traditional XC
geometry. With the right conditions, the SnoGo 1000 can reach speeds of up to
60kmh. Supplies are limited, and the SnoGo 1000 will only be available in a
matte black finish, in one size. If the prototype proves successful with
consumers, a full line-up is expected to be released in 2006, with the
Cannondale SnoGo 1000 being the base model of the new line-up. Engineers are
still working on a prototype for the higher end SnoGo 2000, which is more stable
at higher speeds, and is expected to be able to travel safely at speeds over
100kmh. The SnoGos will only be available directly from Cannondale, and are
expected to enter the market priced around US$1700.

The 2005
Cannondale SnoGo
eBay Used Bike Scam Exposed!
Revelations are finally becoming public about the used mountain bike scam.
This is the bicycle you saw for sale on eBay or in the classifieds. You know,
the one you've all heard about:
- only ridden twice (naturally only on paved roads, and never in the rain or
mud!)
- untouched in the garage for the last year
- perfectly maintained weekly by a professional bike mechanic
- just completely overhauled
- top level components
- the best bike the owner has ever had, and he doesn't really want to sell it
- he's only parting with it because he needs money for rent in university, or
to pay for his ex-wife's dog food
All this at a bargain basement price $2000 less than what he paid for it! Media
sources have been able to obtain a picture of the real used bike you'll get if
you believe all this nonsense.

The Ultimate
eBay Used Bike
Sunset Funeral Homes to Offer Bicycle Retirement
Packages
The New York division of Sunset Funeral Homes has announced an innovative
program for the retirement of bicycles. The company's spokesman, Mr. Kees Kit,
said that the program is designed to allow riders to part with their old bikes
in an honorable way. "Your bicycle can become your best friend," he
said gravely, "and for some people it can be hard to say goodbye."
Sunset Funeral Homes offers two basic retirement packages. The Golden Package
involves having your bike spray-painted bright yellow, and placed in a floral
garden. The Rustic Package is slightly more costly, and involves
paint-stripping, followed by the implementation of a special chemical procedure
designed to rapidly oxidize the frame by treating it with a fine spray of
chemicals in a special kiln over a period of one week. After the bike has been
completely covered with rust, it is artistically arranged in the owner's garden
or a nearby trail.
Mr. Kit believes that by offering the mountain bike community these
retirement packages for their old bikes, he is filling a much needed void in the
cycling industry. "In essence we're offering people a funeral service for
their bike," he said. "It helps cyclists move on when riding a new
bike. They don't have to deal with the guilt of thinking about their beloved
bicycle at a garbage dump. They need to know that their old bike is in a better
place."

The Golden
Retirement Package

The Rustic
Retirement Package
Posted Thursday -
2004-11-19 - 12:01:57 EST
by Staff Reporter Verdra H. Ciretop in
Toronto
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